22 7 / 2014

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

(via ruinedchildhood)

22 7 / 2014

1nd2rd3st:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

“Yes, but you might catch something from me” that’ll get him to use a condom haha

1nd2rd3st:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

“Yes, but you might catch something from me” that’ll get him to use a condom haha

(via eyeshhadow)

22 7 / 2014

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

(via pizza)

22 7 / 2014

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

(via 420weedofficial)

22 7 / 2014

fieldofpeonies:

Me when I want something. Always.

(Source: orangeskins, via pinkmakestheboyswink)

22 7 / 2014

roachpatrol:

pardonmewhileipanic:

pardonmewhileipanic:

So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and….

bringing this back

she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic

(via dontworryitscollege)

22 7 / 2014

roachpatrol:

pardonmewhileipanic:

pardonmewhileipanic:

So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and….

bringing this back

she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic

(via dontworryitscollege)

22 7 / 2014

bussykiller:

kingorb:

avocados are fucking disgusting 

image

(via officialjew)

22 7 / 2014

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via zackisontumblr)

22 7 / 2014

(Source: memewhore, via 420weedofficial)